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Kingsbury's Red Raiders Will Get Better: A Parable

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The last month has been frustrating for Texas Tech fans as the Red Raiders have tumbled from a top ten ranking & are now staring down five straight losses to finish the season. But things will get better. How do I know? Because I went skiing once.

When an 18 year-old breaks your heart

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Cliff Alexander was just toying with his hometown Illinois fans. This proves oldschoolraider's theory: Never live and die on the decisions made by an 18 year old kid. They'll rip your heart out and stomp on it.

Mi nombre es Gilberto

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Gilbert had to make a change so he ran away and fell in love. Gilbert is happy now and he wants you to be happy too. He's just not 100% sure where he is.

Facebook Questions

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I created a Facebook account solely for the purpose of being able to administer the VTM page. But I received this question recently and I'm strongly considering answering yes, just to see where this goes. When an epic story is potentially knocking on your door, how can you ignore it?

Red Raider Jackpot: Hiring Kliff Kingsbury

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12/12/12 has an obvious symmetry to it. DJ's mix the 1's and 2's. I think. I'm not really sure because I'm not that cool. Anyway, it's also the day Coach Kingsbury came home. Let's celebrate by gambling fake money.

Once Bitten Twice Shy: Gilbert's Dissertation

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Gilbert feels a sense of freedom after the first loss of the season for Texas Tech but that makes him worry. He also wrote a scientific article for review.

Wikipedia is killing VTM: A site run by volunteers

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I hope you feel good about yourself Wikipedia. All we ever wanted was to become a reputable website and in order to do that we had to be on Wikipedia. I guess we'll tell our children that realizing your dream isn't possible in America anymore.

Today, we are all Gilbert

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Gilbert broke out in hives after last Saturday and has been holed up in his room. It seems that each week Gilbert gets more and more worried. He has nightmares and sobs while he eats his soup. Gilbert also has a secret to share.

ALL HAIL GILBERTUS MAXIMUS

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GILBERTUS CREATED HIS OWN COAT OF ARMS AND TWITTER ACCOUNT AND HE DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

What the heck is wrong with you Gilbert?

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Gilbert manages my fantasy football team and he came up with our team's name. Our team is named Gilbert. Gilbert worries about things and would like to share his worries with all of us. This could be a weekly thing.

What's wrong with Gilbert?

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Gilbert manages my fantasy football team for me and he came up with our team's name. Our team is named Gilbert. Gilbert worries about things and would like to share his worries with all of us. This could be a weekly thing.

Road Trip Diaries

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Since it's a bye-week we thought we'd chronicle some of our most memorable road trips. We're asking for full audience participation here because we know some of you have got some stories. Some pretty good little stories.

AN OPEN LETTER TO TEXAS FROM MACK BROWN

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Mack Brown pens a heartfelt letter to Texas detailing his plans to lead Texas when he leaves Texas.

VTM IS LEGIT BECAUSE WE'RE ON WIKIPEDIA

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It's not as easy as you think to get on Wikipedia. They have some pretty strict rules over there so I tried to document the history of our site as unbiased as possible. It was hard.

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