Star Wars night and some insane basketball always makes for a good time. Here are the best Star Wars/TTU Basketball jokes from the VTM Slack chat and social media.
Brice: We're looking like Battle Droids out there. Rigid, unoriginal, and occasionally comically bad.
Ryan Smith: more like battle droids playing Jar Jar
Brice: at least Jar Jar had some sick hops
I wish I could get proton torpedoed in the face to put me out of my misery
(first half blues)
Someone forgot to turn off the deflector shields around our basket
(first half blues)
I'm gonna link my own tweets in here, if you don't like it I really don't care, self plagiarism isn't against the law.
@HunterCookeVTM Tech has done to my heart what Luke did to the Death Star— Cameron (@TTU_Fanatic4) February 4, 2016
@HunterCookeVTM these are not the refs we were hoping for— Cameron (@TTU_Fanatic4) February 4, 2016
@HunterCookeVTM Oklahoma St. Is our father— Cameron (@TTU_Fanatic4) February 4, 2016
@HunterCookeVTM Techs shooting is frozen in Carbonite— Cameron (@TTU_Fanatic4) February 4, 2016
Cameron was on fire yesterday.
This team chokes like Captain Needa. https://t.co/4cXjfTLcEq— Forrest Grimes (@FGrimesN7) February 4, 2016
Forrest came in from downtown with the obscure
A New Hope *Empire Strikes Back references.
Tech goes from bad to good back to bad faster than the Falcon can make the Kessel Run— Hunter Cooke (@HunterCookeVTM) February 4, 2016
Matt "Jedi" Temple throws it down— Hunter Cooke (@HunterCookeVTM) February 4, 2016
I know, I know, this one is a stretch. Just like this game.
This game is the beginning of ESB. Lots of destruction, heroes nowhere to be found, and the guys in white uniforms can't shoot at all.— Hunter Cooke (@HunterCookeVTM) February 4, 2016
Even the official accounts got in on the fun.
Sports are always more fun when you can make jokes, and they're definitely more fun when you pull out a win.