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Fursday Funnies: 1/22/2015

Rajon Rondo hates big men, DeAndre Jordan likes Tupac, Chinese players can't dunk and RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!

Nelson Chenault-USA TODAY Sports

Rajon Rondo has something against Big Men

I'm not sure what Rajon Rondo has against big men, but he something against them. How else can you explain Rajon Rondo throwing a ball not once, but twice at the package of a big man. Monday night, during the Grizzles/Mavericks game, the Mavs had a ball going out of bounds. Well luckily for the Mavericks, Rondo was right there and was in position to grab the ball the give it to his teammate. But instead, he aims the ball at his oppoent, in his sensitive area. Pray for Marc Gasol.

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This isn't the first time this has happened though. Back when Rondo was still with the Celtics (before they sucked), he did the same thing to Anderson Varejao in the 2010 Divisional Round.

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Dude has some issues. Anyway, if your a big man playing in the NBA, watch out of Rondo. He'll end your families' history real quick.

DeAndre Jordan can't concentrate

Have you ever been listening to a song on the radio or enjoying a program so much that you zone everything around you? Don't lie, it's happened before. Anyway, the same thing happened to DeAndre Jordan on Monday. While doing a postgame interview after an outstanding game, DeAndre Jordan got mesmerized by the late Tupac and lost full concentration of the interview. Then he continued to answer with confusing statement. Either the really liked the Tupac song or he's showing his A&M education. Then Matt Barnes proceeds to choke him away from his interview later in the video. Apparently one team was very happy.

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By the way Deandre, you're headed to Dallas to play the Mavericks on February 9th. Watch out for Rondo.

Everything is better with an RKO

Some of y'all may not know about this, because you're not 10 year old boys, but there is this famous wrestler named Randy Orton. Randy Orton has a famous finishing move called the RKO, where he runs at the opposition, grabs him by the neck and throws him down on the floor, knocking him out. It has recently become one of the more popular finishing moves in the WWE. Here are some RKO's done by Randy Orton

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Well, there has been a new internet fad lately involving the RKO. When there's a video with someone falling face first, someone inserts Randy Orton preforming an RKO on them. There's thousands and thousands of them, but here's a video with some pretty good ones.

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The most noticeable one lately is from the College Football Playoff game between Oregon and FSU, when Randy Orton made an appearance.

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Don't mess with Randy Orton.

China Players shouldn't try to Dunk

This is a perfect representation of my trying to dunk over someone. Just flat out fail and land on my face. This is from the Chinese Basketball Association (CBA) All-Star weekend, when one of their players trys to dunk over five players. He couldn't even make it over the first one. To make it even more sad, out of all the races out there, the Chinese are one of the smallest. Dunk Contest have gotten pretty bad over the years.

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