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SCENE: The Deck
A young Patrick Mahomes runs up to the railing of the boat as the new quarterback at Texas Tech University. His friend, Jakeem Grant is with him.
Pat taps Jakeem on the shoulder to look into the water.
PAT: "Hey looklooklook! look look!"
BOTH look down as a JAYHAWK flies over the water
JAKEEM: "What the heck is that?"
PAT: "I don't know but it sure sucks at football"
PAT: "Look at that one! Look how many there are!"
JAKEEM: "Looks like they're all transferring"
JAKEEM: "I can see the Big XII Trophy from here! It's very small of course."
PAT: "I'M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOORLD"
JAKEEM: "Pat get down you'll fall and die"
ENTER: Kliff Kingsbury
KLIFF: "Hello, Pat. I changed my mind."
PAT: "shhhh. Give me your hand."
PAT: "Now close your eyes. Go on."
PAT: "Step up, and hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed, don't peek"
KLIFF: "I'm not"
PAT: "I'm gonna lead us to glory. Do you trust me?"
KLIFF stretches out arms and lets PAT take control
KLIFF: "I'm Air Raiding!"
PAT begins beatboxing "Mobbin'" by Grandtheft into Kliff's ear
KLIFF: "Hey can I come down this is getting weird"
The OFFENSIVE LINE has been destroyed. Kliff and Pat share one last moment before Pat is thrown to the iceberg of LSU.
KLIFF jumps back onto the TITANIC
PAT: "KLIFF! KLIFF WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
PAT: "You're so stupid, Kliff! Why'd you do that?"
KLIFF: "You jump, I jump, right?"
KLIFF: "I couldn't go Pat! I love Texas Tech"
PAT: "what were we talking about"
KEVIN SUMLIN looks on, furious he was unable to get KLIFF back.
SCENE: Broken Door In The Middle Of The Freezing Ocean
KLIFF: "Pat! There's an OL croot, Pat! You're gonna be okay!"
PAT is unresponsive
OL CROOT commits to UT
KLIFF: (weakly) "Come back! Come back!"
PAT slips down into the abyss
KLIFF: "I'll never let go Pat. I'll never let go"