He made it seem easy. He slipped it on his finger and said "I can kill someone with this ring" Then he put it in his pocket and walked out of the room with three KGB goons following closely behind.

The longtime owner of the Patriots was understandably confused. He might have even been a little scared. But it has been eight years and Mr. Kraft has had enough. He wants his ring back and he wants it back now. So he took to Twitter to negotiate.

It didn't go well. Because vodka.

@KraftyWithRings I know not what you speak of? #lol

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings I change mind. I now coach this TEBOW to win your Super Bowl #yolo

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings You make new ring for Magic with crooked fingers and then wrestle bear. #hardlikerussian pic.twitter.com/wzTeFOY9Tz

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings New Deal: We both wrestle bear and you make Magic 2 rings for Borst fingers. Then I return gift. pic.twitter.com/20BuJDkl6y

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings Nyet. Now you deliver TEBOW and 2 bears and Magic and this car and I return ring. #ridindirty pic.twitter.com/56QFnq29qm

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings #umadbro? pic.twitter.com/kMrYGzgABq

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings Ok, new deal. I ride Brady like donkey while fish for piranha. #bradydonkey

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings New deal: I play tailback for season. I also ride giraffe in huddle. 5 games. Then I send ring back.

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2025

@KraftyWithRings Are you there?

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

It was about this time that Kraft deactivated his Twitter account.

@jerryjones Jerrah! My comrad! You come to Russia for summer? Bring ring and we party with Vodka like good days! #JerrahLoveVodka

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

@jerryjones You come to Russia we have joust on ostrich an then throw beets at hobo just like 90's! Bring ring and I coach Cowboys, deal?

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

@jerryjones Jerrah! I drink much vodka and I start think about lion an Wes fluid onnn $$$ 🏣🌆 JERRAH! I see spin ,,(🐽

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

@jerryjones JERRAH

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

@ErikSpoelstra I drink much vodka but I coash Heat next yaer and u bring ring to mothr land or disappear #labron so manie spinn nnnnnnnnnnnn

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

@jerryjones JERRA!!!!!)$ #vokka

— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2025

Vodka wins again!