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Vladimir Putin brazenly stole Bob Kraft's Super Bowl Ring in 2005. Recently, the two opened negotiations to have the ring returned. Kraft negotiated in good faith. Putin negotiated with a bottle of vodka. We've got the Twitter details.

He'll take your ring he's not scared
He'll take your ring he's not scared
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He made it seem easy. He slipped it on his finger and said "I can kill someone with this ring" Then he put it in his pocket and walked out of the room with three KGB goons following closely behind.

The longtime owner of the Patriots was understandably confused. He might have even been a little scared. But it has been eight years and Mr. Kraft has had enough. He wants his ring back and he wants it back now. So he took to Twitter to negotiate.

It didn't go well. Because vodka.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> I know not what you speak of? <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23lol&amp;src=hash">#lol</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346766177994960897">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> I change mind. I now coach this TEBOW to win your Super Bowl <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23yolo&amp;src=hash">#yolo</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346766844356608002">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> You make new ring for Magic with crooked fingers and then wrestle bear. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23hardlikerussian&amp;src=hash">#hardlikerussian</a> <a href="http://t.co/wzTeFOY9Tz">pic.twitter.com/wzTeFOY9Tz</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346767755082620928">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> New Deal: We both wrestle bear and you make Magic 2 rings for Borst fingers. Then I return gift. <a href="http://t.co/20BuJDkl6y">pic.twitter.com/20BuJDkl6y</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346768690097827840">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> Nyet. Now you deliver TEBOW and 2 bears and Magic and this car and I return ring. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ridindirty&amp;src=hash">#ridindirty</a> <a href="http://t.co/56QFnq29qm">pic.twitter.com/56QFnq29qm</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346769783934558208">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23umadbro&amp;src=hash">#umadbro</a>? <a href="http://t.co/kMrYGzgABq">pic.twitter.com/kMrYGzgABq</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346770638423355392">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> Ok, new deal. I ride Brady like donkey while fish for piranha. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23bradydonkey&amp;src=hash">#bradydonkey</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346771700232364032">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> New deal: I play tailback for season. I also ride giraffe in huddle. 5 games. Then I send ring back.</p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346772565521477632">June 17, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KraftyWithRings">@KraftyWithRings</a> Are you there?</p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346779577286291457">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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It was about this time that Kraft deactivated his Twitter account.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/jerryjones">@jerryjones</a> Jerrah! My comrad! You come to Russia for summer? Bring ring and we party with Vodka like good days! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23JerrahLoveVodka&amp;src=hash">#JerrahLoveVodka</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346780003897335808">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/jerryjones">@jerryjones</a> You come to Russia we have joust on ostrich an then throw beets at hobo just like 90&#39;s! Bring ring and I coach Cowboys, deal?</p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346802942776582144">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/jerryjones">@jerryjones</a> Jerrah! I drink much vodka and I start think about lion an Wes fluid onnn $$$ 🏣🌆 JERRAH! I see spin ,,(🐽</p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346804522955452417">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/jerryjones">@jerryjones</a> JERRAH</p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346804679419760640">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ErikSpoelstra">@ErikSpoelstra</a> I drink much vodka but I coash Heat next yaer and u bring ring to mothr land or disappear <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23labron&amp;src=hash">#labron</a> so manie spinn nnnnnnnnnnnn</p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346814976645804032">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/jerryjones">@jerryjones</a> JERRA!!!!!)$&#10;&#10;<a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23vokka&amp;src=hash">#vokka</a></p>&mdash; Vladdy (@p_vladdy) <a href="https://twitter.com/p_vladdy/statuses/346843018839592960">June 18, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Vodka wins again!