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WES WELKER GOES FULL BRONCO

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His mane is magnificent. His long blond locks flow in the mountain sunshine. Women want him. Men want to be him. He's Wes Welker and he's a real bronco.

If you look at that Bronco too long you'll go blind.
If you look at that Bronco too long you'll go blind.

Wes Welker has gone full Bronco. He probably knew going into last season that his days in New England were numbered so he took the only logical step. He had a hair transplant. Here's what he told USA Today:

"[The growth] doesn't happen right away," Welker told For The Win. "You start to see a little bit after two or three months and in six months you get to see a little more. Once you get up to a year you're really starting to see the difference. It takes a full 18 months till it's fully grown in."

Of course, turning into a Bronco is merely a by product of the procedure, but it seems to be working. In just 18 months, Wes Welker will be full Bronco and the rest of the NFL better take note.

And if you still don't take this shit seriously, check out Bronco Hair on Twitter. Yes, Wes Welker's hair has his own Twitter account.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/WesWelker">@weswelker</a> can we get a Trans Am?</p>&mdash; BroncoHair (@WelkersHair) <a href="https://twitter.com/WelkersHair/statuses/348493194033516544">June 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey Bob Kraft- Putin stole your ring and Peyton stole your best possession receiver! I&#39;m like a wild stallion in the rockies flowin free bro</p>&mdash; BroncoHair (@WelkersHair) <a href="https://twitter.com/WelkersHair/statuses/348493069869531138">June 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/WesWelker">@WesWelker</a> is gonna have to learn to eat Spaghetti with my flowing locks all around! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23LOL&amp;src=hash">#LOL</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SauceAllOverMe&amp;src=hash">#SauceAllOverMe</a></p>&mdash; BroncoHair (@WelkersHair) <a href="https://twitter.com/WelkersHair/statuses/348492140600516608">June 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Bronco Hair is even trying to start a Twitter war with Troy Polamalu

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/tpolamalu">@tpolamalu</a> There&#39;s a new hair sheriff in town bro. Step aside.</p>&mdash; BroncoHair (@WelkersHair) <a href="https://twitter.com/WelkersHair/statuses/348538789385355264">June 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Pantene">@Pantene</a> We can introduce your product to a new demo. Let&#39;s talk. Take us someplace nice though or we call <a href="https://twitter.com/HeadandShoulder">@HeadandShoulder</a> WITH YOUR PHONE</p>&mdash; BroncoHair (@WelkersHair) <a href="https://twitter.com/WelkersHair/statuses/348549102004482048">June 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Full Bronco bro.

Full Bronco.