Tim MacMahon has a funny note about Coach Knight and most Texans' reaction to the weather.
"People in Texas gotta understand that [goshdarn] snow, you drive through it. Jesus!" Knight said. "I mean, they're selling out grocery stores."
A light bulb then appeared over Knight's head, a couple of feet above the NASCAR-like sponsor logos on his collar and sweater.
"I think I'm going to buy a store and start rumors about snowfall."
I don't know about you, but I think Coach Knight is happy.