FYI to all of you Texas Tech tortilla tossers, Holgorsen's head flies further than any of your f-in' flour-laden fajita flyers.

Not sayin' it's ironic, not sayin' it's the moonshine, but break the stick off that lil' booger and you've got yourself a Norwegian death frisbee of epic proportions.

Look, Ma! Holgorsen's Head rolling down the endzone at kickoff! The guy in red gets it...

Stoops tortilla soup, anyone?