SMQ's latest edition of "Ask Mike Leach" hit the interwebs today and besides just asking you to go read it, I'll post a little bit of the greatness, but please, go read the rest:
People praise physical strength, but man's gift in everything he does is his mind, MATEY, and the lines are already too far past naked Greek grapplers to be stopped. Soon we'll all be running on cheetah stilts, and if that technology helps us close the gap on Texas, I'll be the first to embrace it. I want them now, actually, and if Gerald Meyers and Bobby Gleason and the International Council on Human Rights Policy would allow me to amputate my receivers' legs and install lightweight and durable carbon fiber blades from Iceland in their place, then believe me, I would.