The Toddfather - Toddrick Gotcher is the paternal father of Texas Tech basketball and he's ice cold with the 3 point shot. Therefore, he is the mob boss of the team. Therefore, The Toddfather.
Patty Ice - Patrick Mahomes has ice in his veins, therefore he is Patty Ice. This one is pretty simple.
DoooOOOOooOoOoOon - Don Williams can be passive aggressive on social media. This is used to signify his often hilarious takes on Texas Tech sports, football in particular.
Baylor Has A Stockpile Of Gold They Use To Pay Recruits - This one is more fact than joke, but it originated in some dark message board somewhere and we're just kinda running with it.
Christopher Nolan Is A Hack - Christopher Nolan has not made a single good movie in the history of ever. Obviously this is not true, but Jon is a Nolan fanboy and it's a fun bear to poke.
Hunter's Narcissistic Ego Mind - Hunter is a raging narcissist, as diagnosed by a very professional internet commenter who does not understand the concept of hyperbole.
BM - WE DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME EXCEPT FOR WHEN WE REFER TO HIM IN A WAY THAT COULD ALSO BE USED TO TALK ABOUT A MASSIVE PILE OF POO
Drew punches babies - Drew will fight anyone, and by anyone I mean mostly toddlers. Mostly happens when we lose, but also happens when we win.
My Wife Left Me - Prominent twitterer and VTM contributor Kyle Jacobson pioneered the question that has become the question of our time: My Wife Left Me
Staind or Creed - This is the other great question of our time: which post-grunge band is better.
Millennials SMH - All millennials suck, unless they don't. This one is more open to interpretation than others.
Alternate Team Names
Sexually Frustrated Frogs - TCU
Sherpa Hillbillies - West Virginia