/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/69933151/usa_today_15110569.0.jpg)
Last weekend was the definition of depressing, but that won’t stop the trash talk train this week. We turn our attention to the West Viginia Couch Burners. Or is it the West Virginia Hicks? Whatever the case, they are up next. Colombi will be up against the inferior Doege as Tech heads to Coal Country for the John Denver Bowl. Let’s go!
- Couches deserve a chance to live.
- The Mountaineer would lose to the Red Raider in a fight.
- Morgantown is the second worst city in the Big 12.
- “Press Virginia” only existed because the Big 12 forgot to call fouls in Morgantown.
- Sideline shotguns>>>>Sideline Musket
- Almost beating Oklahoma is barely an accomplishment this year.
- Seth Doege>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jarret Doege.
- Blue and Yellow clash.
- They don’t even have a live animal mascot on the sideline.
- Last and most importantly: JOHN DENVER WENT TO TEXAS TECH AND COUNTRY ROADS IS ABOUT WESTERN VIRGINIA.