VTM (Breakfast) Drinking Game

Brace yourselves because I came up with a completely revolutionary idea in the history of ideas, you're welcome America. We're going to do a drinking game! Except instead of drinking alcohol before noon on a Thursday we'll eat breakfast. Some of you adults will frown on me eating breakfast at 11:40 but I'm getting up at 11 so mind your own business and don't judge me.

The rules of the game will be outlined here but all you really need is a cup of joe, orange juice, eggs, pancakes/waffles (dealer's choice), and bacon. I'm unsure if IHOP has tv's for game watching and it's highly unlikely that Waffle House has cable. Bottom line is if you have a semi-normal job just fix your breakfast at home and bring it to wherever you decide to watch the game.

Take a drink of OJ if:

• Announcers mention the Toddfather's two masters degrees
• Zach Smith makes a ridiculous alley oop dunk
• Announcers mention Matthew Temple is a walkon/fraternity/youknowthedeal

Eat a raw egg if:

• Aaron Ross hits a 3 from NBA range in the last 3 minutes of a close game
• Keenan Evans breaks ankles with a sick dribble move
• Justin Gray grabs an offensive rebound

CHUG YOUR COFFEE MUG if:

• Jordan Jackson dunks
• Rokas Ulvydas plays

Take a shot of syrup if:

• Keenan Evans banks a 3 from Steph Curry range
• Devaugntah Williams hits a ridiculous contested layup
• Any Tech player hits a buzzer beater

Eat bacon if:

• You're a person.

There you have it folks, history has been made! I will partake in this event and I sincerely hope y'all will join me in a few hours when we try out this exciting new experiment. Fill up your coffee pots and prepare your breakfasts, for at 11:40 we forge our in the history books as the great innovators of our time.