This would be a dream come true for me: creating my own burger AND naming it. Sure, I would probably go with some really obscure reference from Vegas Vacation, but that's part of the fun.
Five coaches on staff at Texas Tech were able to lend a hand to the folks at COWamongus Grill. Fortunately for me, none of them went with the "Changing Sixteen Hundred" burger.
Thanks to TMacRaider for sending this video my way.