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Captain Contest

Last year I coined the The Mustache Theme with former Masked Rider Kevin Burns and this year, that's obviously not going to work with the lovely Ashley Hartzog.  I am having a difficult time thinking of something clever for our new Masked Rider.  Thus, I'm asking you guys for help.  I need a caption I can put on the photo below.  I don't think I have to say this, but please be respectful.  Clever, witty and funny captains are welcome.