Last year I coined the The Mustache Theme with former Masked Rider Kevin Burns and this year, that's obviously not going to work with the lovely Ashley Hartzog. I am having a difficult time thinking of something clever for our new Masked Rider. Thus, I'm asking you guys for help. I need a caption I can put on the photo below. I don't think I have to say this, but please be respectful. Clever, witty and funny captains are welcome.