It's that time again folks, the longest work week of your life. It's the week before the season kicks off and expectations have never been higher (for me anyway). I wasn't this excited about the 2008 or 2009 season, and in those two seasons alone, I destroyed a lot of furniture, Terry Tate'd a lot of coworkers and made no friends when it came to opposing teams. Needless to say, I was excited. But this season is different...
This is it. Time to get your couches set up for game day, stock the fridge, stock the other fridge, and stock your neighbors fridge (always deplete the neighbors fridge first). Hang your flag if it isn't already up. Put that ridiculous sweater on your dog that your significant other had to have. Kiss the wife and kids good bye Friday night and prepare yourself for all that is glorious and Texas Tech Football. Put the ring tone back on your phone. Change the signature on your company emails, update all your statuses with #WRECKEM, #GUNSUP, #ATMFO, #WTWMF, and #RAIDERPOWER.
Walk around with your chest puffed out and do the Tito Ortiz down the hallways of your home and workplace. Maddog and bark at the one Iowa State Fan you know, hell do it twice.
It's game week folks, the wait is over, and we're about to TEAR. SH*T. UP. Consider this your place to get fired up on Monday afternoon.
#WRECKEMANDFEEDEMFISHHEADS