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How terrible of an educational institution is the University of Florida?

Aaron Hernandez just got put in the Clink, which has me thinking... How terrible of an educational institution is the University of Florida? It clearly did not do as good of job educating Hernandez as the University of Miami did Ray Lewis. This is how I see things shaken out...

Authors Note: this post is not meant to minimize the situation, a man was murdered execution style and his family will never see him again. However, Aaron Hernandez's behavior in this it can't help but make me feel that there are universities that are failing in preparing their Student Athletes for post-graduate life. So what follows if a satirical portrayal of Aaron Hernandez's behavior to make us ask ourselves: How can a man who made it through 3 years of college be so stupid?

"Ok so I have a ton of incriminating evidence on my cell phone, what to do? I'll just destroy my cell phone, it's not like my carrier has records of every message I've sent and location I've been...maybe I'll get my buddy Eric Snowden to help me out?" "Oh NO! I have an alarm system too, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Oh wait I'll just destroy the hard drive on that too. I know the system is top of the line so the manufacturers have probably put a fail-safe on the system in case burglars found the hard drive."

"Whew I am finally getting to sit down on the couch, I GOT THIS! CHOMP CHOMP!!!! Ahhhhhh mannnnnn this rug is stained, I probably need to take care of that too. Forget cleaning that stuff myself, I got people now! I'll just call in a cleaning service YO!"

4 hours later...

"Wow man I got away with it, I'm just going to turn on Sport Center and see if they're showing any of my highlights!!!!!! Weird I see my house on the TV. Ohhhhhhhhh I probably have it on MTV Cribs instead....Duh! Wait a second, that's not X-zibit, that's Roger Cossack. THIS ISN'T MTV CRIBS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Great now the police are calling my home line, I knew I should have destroyed that phone too. Really regretting not going to the University of Miami right now, Ray Lewis and Reggie Wayne have squeaky clean images, there's no way that's a coincidence. DAMN YOU URBAN MEYER!!!!!"

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors.</em>

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