He made it seem easy. He slipped it on his finger and said "I can kill someone with this ring" Then he put it in his pocket and walked out of the room with three KGB goons following closely behind.
The longtime owner of the Patriots was understandably confused. He might have even been a little scared. But it has been eight years and Mr. Kraft has had enough. He wants his ring back and he wants it back now. So he took to Twitter to negotiate.
It didn't go well. Because vodka.
@KraftyWithRings New deal: I play tailback for season. I also ride giraffe in huddle. 5 games. Then I send ring back.— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 17, 2013
@KraftyWithRings Are you there?— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2013
It was about this time that Kraft deactivated his Twitter account.
@jerryjones You come to Russia we have joust on ostrich an then throw beets at hobo just like 90's! Bring ring and I coach Cowboys, deal?— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2013
@jerryjones Jerrah! I drink much vodka and I start think about lion an Wes fluid onnn $$$ 🏣🌆 JERRAH! I see spin ,,(🐽— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2013
@jerryjones JERRAH— Vladdy (@p_vladdy) June 18, 2013
Vodka wins again!