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Pre game reaction of post game reaction, predection!

What will we do, and to what extent can we maintain dignity in the event of a win. I mean we have stood at this point before, but never having started the season with so little faith as it concerns winning out. I can only envision mayhem and destruction the likes of which will be reported far and wide. How will we put out all the house fires from BBQ pits being knocked over due to raging celebrations, or contain the insane mobs rumbling down the streets of Texas. I can see it now, the reports from ESPN showing the dark skies from all the fires, and pictures of crazy people dragging toy cows with broken horns behind their pickups, screaming the King has arrived. This in turn will be misunderstood by the rest of the nation as a religious occurrence. They will see the dark skies on the tv and assume the world is coming to an end. Zombie reports will start being reported in College Station as one toothed Aggies take to the fields to kill anything that moves behind some guy with the last name football, throwing flaming balls of cow s**t. The religious groups in Waco will start burning down the city and Bears will be running loose chasing the innocent people into hiding. Cowboys from northern Oklahoma seeing the mayhem will start beating their chest screaming about how they are grown men and will not be taken alive. The people of Kansas will start burning corn fields to keep the dark lord from inhabiting them, while the police lock up anybody under eighteen just to be sure. Its about to get crazy, and I'm all in, as long as my fire extinguisher is close and the voices in my head leave me alone. Insanity is coming and the only thing standing in its way is the pompous crimson nation, and their hillbilly brothers. Long live the King!

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors.</em>

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