I can tell you your old football number (+/- 5) just by looking at you. I'll prove it. Send me your current height, weight and age and I'll tell you what number you wore in middle school, high school or college. It's a gift but also a curse. I can't look at anyone without knowing exactly what number they wore when they played football. It haunts me and makes me worry.
I worry about dogs eating.
I've got Adrian Peterson on Team Gilbert but the Vikings don't understand that they actually need to hand him the ball and not let some guy come in and just throw the ball around to nobody for him to get points.
I drafted Adrian Peterson thinking the Vikings would actually hand him the ball & not just bring in guys to throw things at the ground.— Gilbert (@GilbertWorries) October 22, 2013
Jump castles and cats.
Hey @ourdailybears what happens when that bear gets loose and eats people. Are you still gonna complain about the BCS rankings?— Gilbert (@GilbertWorries) October 22, 2013
@OurDailyBears HOW MANY BEARS ARE THERE— Gilbert (@GilbertWorries) October 24, 2013
Slow motion lightning. Have you ever thought about that smart guy?
Does Billy Sims have any eligibility left? Somebody please check.
I sent Coach Kingsbury a drawing of a wizard I drew for homecoming because (1. I spent 15 hours working on a float and (2. Sure we won, but the game was closer than we would've liked. He hasn't responded. I think he's leaving.
Seth still has my cape.
Remember, today and everyday we are all Gilbert. But I am the real Gilbert.
So you don't have to stand up.