Today, we are all Gilbert

WIll the real Gilbert please stand up?

Gilbert broke out in hives after last Saturday and has been holed up in his room. It seems that each week Gilbert gets more and more worried. He has nightmares and sobs while he eats his soup. Gilbert also has a secret to share.

Chapter 34.

I can tell you your old football number (+/- 5) just by looking at you. I'll prove it. Send me your current height, weight and age and I'll tell you what number you wore in middle school, high school or college. It's a gift but also a curse. I can't look at anyone without knowing exactly what number they wore when they played football. It haunts me and makes me worry.

Chapter 35.

I worry about dogs eating.

Chapter 36.

I've got Adrian Peterson on Team Gilbert but the Vikings don't understand that they actually need to hand him the ball and not let some guy come in and just throw the ball around to nobody for him to get points.

Chapter 37.

Jump castles and cats.


Chapter 38.

Chapter 39.

Slow motion lightning. Have you ever thought about that smart guy?

Chapter 40.

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Chapter 41.

Does Billy Sims have any eligibility left? Somebody please check.

Chapter 42.

I sent Coach Kingsbury a drawing of a wizard I drew for homecoming because (1. I spent 15 hours working on a float and (2. Sure we won, but the game was closer than we would've liked. He hasn't responded. I think he's leaving.

Chapter 43.

Seth still has my cape.

Chapter 44.

Gifstache

Remember, today and everyday we are all Gilbert. But I am the real Gilbert.

So you don't have to stand up.

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