ALL HAIL GILBERTUS MAXIMUS

Don't shoot that wizard centaur. - GILBERTUS MAXIMUS

GILBERTUS CREATED HIS OWN COAT OF ARMS AND TWITTER ACCOUNT AND HE DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

Chapter 20.

I'm worried that now that we only have seedless watermelons how are we gonna grow any new watermelons?

Chapter 21.

I'm worried because Virginia actually extends further west than West Virginia so if those guys can get away with a lie like that then what are they gonna do to us on Saturday?

Chapter 22.

Gifstache

Chapter 23.

I worry because Texas Tech is 6-0 and is ranked but not sure if they deserve to be ranked even though they are one of the few teams left that has won all their games but who have they played anyway so sometimes I think we shouldn't even have a football team.

Chapter 24.

I can't do fashion nearly as good as Seth and Kliff

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Chapter 25.

I'm worried that if the Hatfields and McCoys show up on Saturday we won't pick the right side.

Chapter 26.

I'm worried that West Virginia people will hear about the magical power of couches and then start not burning their couches and getting behind their couches and all our 3rd downs are totally ruined.

Chapter 27.

I'm worried that Dana will take Kliff to the casino and they'll play baccarat all night and Kliff will be there trying to get a 9 and then who's gonna coach the game?

Chapter 28.

One time Keith scared me when I was wearing my sweet Merica pants and I thought he was an intruder trying to steal my printer so I did this.

Gifstache

Chapter 29.

I'm worried that West Virginia is gonna run back every kickoff for a touchdown and laugh in our face.


Chapter 30.

Iowa State's secondary is still out there somewhere, waiting.

Chapter 31.

I'm on Twitter @GilbertWorries so send me your worries and we'll worry together.

Chapter 32.

Someone is gonna steal my Crest.

Chapter 33.

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