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Texas Tech is so much fun to watch. They air it out and play zero defense. Opponents averaged almost 40 a game against them. My grandma could score on them.
Tech girls are not that easy. You have to take them to dinner a few times and buy them flowers before you can even begin to consider scoring.
UT (of course) came in at #1. TCU & SMU received better rankings than Tech. It's worth reading the caption for SMU. Let's just say there is mention of dead hookers...
A&M came in behind us.