That's right folks, within a couple of hours now the fightin' farmers of texas agricultural & mechanical university will be long gone into the piney backwoods of the southeastern conference. I'd like to thank them for their arrogant and ethnocentric pride they have led them to their demise into the SEC West with the likes of 'Bama, Auburn, LSU and Arkansas. I wish them the very best which amounts to the mediocrity they've given the Big 12 as well as their awfully loud yell leaders, lack of beautiful texas women, and suspicious behavior concerning livestock. In this parting post, I'd like for you to share your fondest memories of giving the ags a Whoop!-ing in athletic sports and how you see their fate falling in the "bigger, stronger, and dumber" SEC. Personally, I see these east texas folk stumbling out of the gates trying desperately to recruit louisiana and the houston area for big, fast talent that would shore up their d-line and o-line in a 3-yards and a cloud of dust, run-heavy conference. Coming finally to a season prediction of 4, possibly 5 wins in total. May God have mercy on these agricultural traitors.