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APB for Kwash & an intervention for SARR


As RdrPwr pointed out today, where the heck is Kwash? We need stories about "the dog" wetting the bed and others to sacrifice to the football Gods. He is our leader. He sets the standard, the example for the rest of us to live by. Without him we are rudderless. Lost at sea. Wandering aimlessly. Like peanut butter without jelly. Like Sonny without Cher. Like the Captain without Tenille. I could go on, but you get the picture.

And SARR... Ohh, SARR. I'm afraid we may have lost him to Twitter. Forever. He has new "friends". A new "audience". He is like a madman gathering followers by the ones daily. He tweets, retweets, replies & favorites. He has "man love" with Jose Conseco. He has a new friend called, "Dude in a Bear Suit". He and Ryan Hyatt are like besties. I don't think we can rival the glamour of Twitter, but dangit, we had him first. Are we going to just let him go or are we going to fight for him?

This is our forum to bring back Kwash & SARR. Get to work VTMers!!

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors.</em>

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