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Beer, Bait and Ammo... plus Nascar... WHOA that's just plain Offensive

Well since we are playing the team that has more opportunity to be made fun of then the dusty, desolate plains of West Texas I figured I would have a bit of fun.

I say we use all our ammo in our pistol formation this week, but with a wrinkle: The Nascar Pistol. Run the Nascar Pistol on every play for several possessions. Run it up their beer guts fast to keep them off balance and woozy like a normal West Virginian would be on a Saturday. And who better to do it than our own master Brewer. We don’t bench Doege, we just utilize Brewer in a niche to cause them some DUI’s… defense under the influence. Then we can Bait them in and then shift into the spread and get to Grant and Marquez in space and then to Moore, Amaro and Kennard in physical mismatches.

And if you think this won’t work, well well you are not familiar with West Virginia read here and here

The Mountaineer faithful will be so enthralled with how we used it to beat their Air Raid team… and… bejeezus… they’ll be just plain hypnotized by the imagery and magical symmetry of it (what ever the hell that is), they’ll burn couches and riot with kegs, noodeled catfish and shotguns until Dana implements the Beer, Bait and Ammo offense. We can call it the Brewer, Beau (Carpenter) / Bell / Bradely (Marquez) and Amaro offense as Seth nicely wrote about in the off week.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors.</em>

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