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10 Things the SEC needs to know about the Aggies

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 I thought it was only hospitable to return the favor

 

10) After the first home game that Aggies visit your stadium , you will know why we teach our beginner drivers to stay the hell away from maroon cars in Texas.

9) You should probably hire Mike Leach as a consultant just for the ATM game.  He is the equivalent of Bruce Lee ripping out their heart and then showing it to them.  

8) Document your post game on field celebrations, they will take license with what happens there

7) That's really their cheerleaders....the creepy dudes in the white overalls that are way to comfortable spooning with each other.  They think its a cool tradition not to have hot southern girls in tight uni's.

6) Get use to this....Next year is our championship year.  They corner the market on delusion.

5) Did you ever have a stalker girlfriend in college? Have you ever met a university that puts their 'rival' in their fight song?  This is the intellect you are dealing with now...have fun.

4) They really do a tremendous job of networking with each other.  But then again so does Al Qaeda and Amway.

3) Don't try to keep up with their odd traditions, think of them as the Moonies.  If that damn mascot dog farts, its 20 push ups for anyone in the vicinity.  I took license, but you will see how odd the traditions are.

2) Do you enjoy a good laugh?  Listen to their home radio broadcast sometime when they are playing your team.  Dave South makes Baghdad Bob seem objective.

1) If you don't tell them any different, they are likely to gameplan the whole year against Tennessee.  They will see the orange and hear you refer to them as UT....and well, that will send them over the edge.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors.</em>

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