To the tune of-- with appropriate credit (and apologies) to Lynyrd Skynyrd for messing up their great song-- "Sweet Home Alabama" (which you can find here)

"Sweet Home SEC" (or "Farewell Ode from the Aggies")

Big deals keep on turnin'
Carryin' us away from the Ten
Singing fight songs in the southland
Whinin' for respect once again
And I think it's a sin, yes

Well I heard Mr. Beebe talk about them
Well I heard ol' Danny put them down
Well I hope Dan Beebe will remember
An Aggie man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home S-E-C
Where the ledgers are so green
Sweet home S-E-C
Lord, those t-sips are so mean

In old Austin they love Coach Mack, boo boo boo
Now we all did what we could do
Now their network really bothers us
Does our leaving bother you?
Don't tell the truth

Sweet home S-E-C
Where ALL the schools are so rich
Sweet home S-E-C
No more list'nin' to us bitch

Now Lubbock town has got the Raiders
And they've been known to beat us too
(Yes they do!)
Lord, they slap us down so much
They grind us up and make us blue, boo hoo hoo

Sweet home S-E-C
Where Tech don't make us blue
Sweet home S-E-C
Lord, we're comin' home to you

Sweet home S-E-C, oh sweet home baby
Let us go or we'll sue
Sweet home S-E-C, Lordy
Lord, we're comin' home to you
(Yeah, yeah, Birmingham's got the answer)