I like to think I'm a fairly high-minded fan and person. I like to think that I rarely stoop to name calling or insults. And for the majority of the time, I am.

However...

Due to the wild overreaction and inflammatory tweets regarding the "vandalism" of team buses by the AD down south, Mr. Byrne, I have made a command decision that I have no other option but following through on.

From this point forward, I will no longer refer to Texas A&M as the Aggies. I will now term their school, their players, coaches, administration and most of all, their fans, Fish Bait. I think it fits. Plus, it just sort of rolls off the tongue nicely. You can say quickly and easily whether sober or drunk. Your wife will like it. Your kids will like it. You will like it.

That is all.