With the Patriots and Jets clashing this weekend, we all knew there would be plenty of trash talk. While the Jets have been rather explicit and direct in their smack talk, the Pats have been rather restrained with some tongue-in-cheek comments and excessive praise of their opponent. Wes Welker had an opportunity to participate today and turned in a MVP-worthy performance by referring to Rex Ryan's favorite body part 11 times in 9 minutes. Well played, Mr. Welker.