10)Campus Security confiscated his Samurai sword

9) When asked about the 'James Incident' , he referred them as 'her and her mom'

8)He brought in a Hemingway cat to prove that they have extra toes

7) His only pre-work for the interview consisted of research on a terrapins diet and natural predators in the wild

6) He finished his Words with friends game on his Iphone while interviewing with the chancellor

5) When asked to discuss his previous employers, he would only talk about Valdosta State

4)He had two tennis ball machines delivered to the AD's office the day before his interview

3) He called Gerald Myers and said 'Here's what a real AD sounds like" and awkwardly handed the phone to the Maryland AD

2) He asked the President if they had pretend soldiers on campus

1) He bet the AD that he could go the first season without a punter