Frustration has hit zenith, I need to vent... So this will be my theoretical letter to Brown/Tubbs. 

Brown/Tubbs

Wow.  You single handedly dismantled a well oiled machine that was accustomed chewing up yards and pissing touchdowns.  This so called "running game"  reeks of underachievement and appears to be the poster child of predictability.   The play call appears to come from that of a 7 year old girl, whom thinks we are playing cricket. The "Air Raid" looks more like a "Stop, Drop and Roll."   We had a pretty solid returning class whom achieved some huge numbers, so I put the blame on the new "captain."   Well captain, your boat is sinking fast.  I will give you credit in the defensive department, but unless that defense can put up 21 points every game, it makes no matter. 

All the new traditions, and ambitious words of future championships makes no matter.  Fix this now.

Fix this NOW!!!!  I can't stomach the ridicule of fellow workers(t shirt fans) of a return to mediocrity.

I love my Red Raiders.  Make them Great .... Now.

Thank you, that is all.

Sincerely,

Mr. Concerned

Wreck Em Tech