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Behavior at the Jones...



We shall fill the air with arsenic laced tortillas at kick off.  In preparation for this weekends game, I suggest we polish a dozen AAA batteries in efforts to make  projectiles more aerodynamic. Once the game has commenced, we must not forget to rip the seats from the stands and proceed in drunken stupor  to charge anything remotely orange. We shall rain down obscenities upon their virgin  long horn ears. We shall kick babies and the disabled as we see fit.  We will secretly miss the ubiquitous reference to certain roomates catch and pass... We will rip the heads off  chickens, drink the blood and proceed to direct the fightsong with the rigor mortis induced body(new tradition).

 

I can't wait to see the Jones again!

 

Wreck em' Tech!

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