Because Mike Leach is probably the best quote machine in the history of college football (if not for Yogi Berra and Joe Biden, I'd have said all of modern history). So go on and dish out your favorites! Try to keep it to quotes, and not pity that he is gone. The whole point is to have fun!
My all time favorite (paraphrased) was after the 2009 Nebraska game:
"I'm thinking of awarding my whole defense blackshirts"
In the words of Michael Scott, "Boom! Roasted!"