Im in the construction industry and work with a bunch of Ags. I am lucky not to work with any of the militant ones, but the type that can take a joke about their school. One of them forwarded me a cut section from Tex Ags I thought was funny. Pretty much the evolution of Tech week by week right now.
posted 7:51a, 10/07/10
Day 1: We suck! This is possibly the worst team in college football. Fire Sherman immediately...I think we can get Bill Cowher. I'm leaving TexAgs forever...Bye!
Day 2: Why is our quarterback still starting? What has he ever done? This loss was all his fault! The line for the next game is gonna be outrageous.
Day 3: Watched the game again. It all comes down to a quarter or so. Didn't play as bad as I thought but still lucky to win 7 this year.
Day 4: You know despite all the mistakes the team we are playing this week is beatable. Suprised the line isn't higher...maybe there is a good reason????
Day 5: Watched the game again...we totally destroyed them...except for the final score. It really came down to two plays. I think we might bounce back and shock some people this week! So what would you do if we win?
Day 6: We are totally gonna win this game...I can feel it! If our quarterback gets back to his old self we might win by 20. In fact, I really think we win out.
Day 7: Gameday! tot@lly drunk! I thnkewe shut tem oott! Gigem!!! WHoopps!! Coming back on trexags fter game to wqtch meltdown ocf our oppnnts wbsite!
Day 8: We suck! This is possibly the worst team in college football. Fire Sherman immediately...I think we can get Steve Spurrier. I'm leaving TexAgs forever...Bye!