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I may not be on DTN much for the next couple of weeks.

While some will agree with me, I feel like i'm going to piss off entirely to many sunshine pumpers if I'm on here much.  I look at the facts, and the fact of the matter is that we just had our asses handed to us by Iowa Fucking State!  I can't blame Potts this time, he threw the screen and mile high lob to Leong very well.  Our defense played great last week, didnt show up tonight. 

[Note by Seth C, 10/03/10 9:07 AM CDT ] I took out the reference to politics as I just didn't see that it was necessary and I've asked folks lots of times to keep politics out of the DTN.

I do not like Tommy Tuberville, I will not ever again call him anything relating to Jesus Christ.  Blasphemy from here on out in my book. He should go back to running a catfish joint, because he has obviously forgotten the game of football.  Let me take you back two weeks to when we punted on 4th down with less than two minutes left to the longhorns then later tried to stop the clock by calling timeouts.  Why?  Man gets paid over $2,000,000 a year to give up on his team?  I let that slide.  Then tonight, down by two scores again.  Dives up the middle and short 5 yard max passes up the middle.  I may just be a senior engineer major, but even I know that the main point of a two minute drill is to get to the edge and try to stop the clock.  But alas!  We have the riverboat gambler who basically says F*$# the clock, we dont need it.  He insisted on kicking the ball short every kick off, when they consistently returned it into our territory.  Why not use that hoof that the real Jesus Christ gave Carona and kick it deep every time? Why?!  And why do you say you are not going to change the offense, then completely ground the air raid?  Me and some buddies drank Kraken rum (excellent btw, 97 proof and better than Captain or Sailor Jerry's any day. Try it and you'll love it.)  and Lone Star heavy our first go round watching it.  Then after sobering we watched again and counted.  Here's what we saw.  Entire game, 5 passes that were more than 15 yards in the air.  3 were TD's, the other two overthrown no harm done.  We're talking about 60% of our deep balls being TD's here, yet we only do it 5 times!  Um.... why?  Can someone please explain what this senile old man is thinking here?!  One more thing, why say Sticks will get more playing time, then play him for 1 play?  Seriously? 1 play?  I'm at a loss for words on what our coaching staff is thinking.  

So... I'll be heading home and taking a break from bow hunting to go to Dallas saturday.  Baylor had 619 yards in 3 quarters today, so I'm only going for the concerts,  and fried beer, guacamole, and queso.  We better get our act together, a loss to Baylor in Dallas will kill not only football recruiting, but school recruiting as well.  

I have a solution though!  How many of you DTNers would take a coaching job at Tech for 100k a year?  We cannot do any worse, I promise, and would save the school about $5,000,000 a year... I think.  Seth, email the school please sir hahaha.  And on a completely separate, yet amusing note, we now have bleachers beside our beer pong table.  That's right, F'ing wood bleachers by a beer pong table. I win.  See you ladies and gents in Dallas.

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Viva The Matadors' writers or editors.</em>

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