Congratulations! It's your lucky day. You have been named Athletic Director at Texas Tech - for one day. Even better, it is Hire the New Head Football Coach Day in Lubbock, so you get to pick your man. Here is a fairly decent list of HC candidates that are either confirmed or strongly suspected. And no, you can't re-hire the Pirate. He took a job waxing surfboards at Pacific Beach in San Diego and is rumored to be happy as a pig in mud.